Sonic Boom Demotivational Poster

This idea just came into my head and I couldn't stop thinking about it until I made it.

So as some of you know I am against Sonic Boom, the show and the comics are all rubbish. Why? Because there is no proper introduction to the franchise at all. Big Red Button constantly boasted about this franchise re-introducing the characters and such back then. Yeah, re-introducing my ass. We get nothing: When did Sonic meet his friends? Why does Sonic and Robotnik always fight? Where did Sticks come from? Where did anyone come from? How were they born in this world? Where the hell is this place? Should I even care that the first episode was about Sonic replacing Tails? Why did Robotnik bring Orbot and Cubot along in the next episode when he claims them to be family but then contradicts himself? Why is the writing so poorly done? Backstory? Plot? Character development? Anything? I mean come on! The intro to other shows did a better job explaining the basic story: Danny Phantom, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go, Project: G.e.e.K.e.R, Powerpuff Girls, Catscratch, all of those shows give the viewer the basic idea of what to expect and what the story is about in their worlds. And the only thing Sonic Boom explains is..... well... shit happens......... that's it, no continuity, no good taste in humor, no character development, NOTHING!!! This series has no purpose in life other than to make pre-schoolers and kindergardeners amused, and a real cheap way to make a buck. I'm pretty sure this is why SEGA will only be making Sonic games for PC and Mobile Phones and with the current direction that they're on, I'm still convinced that all we're going to get are educational games like Tails in Mathland or those cheap knock-off titles like Angry Hedgehogs or something. Course I've heard people say that the next main sonic game is going to be like Adventures of something. Sure sure, cause we all know that SEGA has been hard at working making the long awaited sequel that everybody wants... Sonic's Schoolhouse 2.